day one

five ways to win my heart.

1. be my equal

I like being side by side people. Not in front of or behind.

I am a human being with thought, opinions, and emotions.

one person is no better than another.

When we talk I want to feel like I am on neutral ground not a mine field.

2. try to understand my humor

sometimes it's off color, sometimes it's weird, and then sometimes it just kind of out there.

I love someone who can laugh with me, instead of getting offended or weird about it.

I'm wild, get there with me.

3.  be honest with me

I am a blunt person. Tell me how it is and do not lie. Lying is an automatic discharge from my life, unless you've got tenure. Even then you only have so many chances.

4. be flexible

my lifestyle doesn't always allow for solid planning or guarantees for things. 

Understanding that and accepting it is way better than me listening to you complain about it. So if you wanna be in this life, get to know it's structure, or lack of one :) 

5. eat with me

I'm not a girly salad type. I like to cook and I like to eat. So I generally like to be around people who are self conscious about food. I mean seriously, it's cool to indulge every now and then. Don't turn down my home cooked meals! rawrr ;)

THERE YOU GO, WIN MY HEART :D